Kitchen Makeovers: Cabinet Edition
Although the presidential race is far from over, I thought I’d try my fool’s hand at playing presidential adviser a la November 5, 2008.
PRESIDENT: Clinton, Obama, Clinton, Obama, Obama, Clinton, Obama, Clobama, Obama? I think?
VICE PRESIDENT: Now Accepting Applications. At least 3 CREDIBLE references required.
THE CABINET
SECRETARY OF STATE: Someone who can speak Arabic would be helpful…
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY: Warren Buffet’s done decently well for himself, and supports Obama. But maybe America isn’t ready for a surplus…
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Ben Wallace, circa the Pistons years
ATTORNEY GENERAL: John Edwards
SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR: Whoever chose the upholstery for the Audi A8
SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE: Wendell Berry
SECRETARY OF COMMERCE: Isn’t there something Apple can do?
SECRETARY OF LABOR: St. Joseph the Worker
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES: Hillary Clinton
SECRETARY OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT: The Swiss Family Robinson
SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION* Outsourced to Toyota Motor Co.
SECRETARY OF ENERGY: A fully rechargeable robot. No lunch breaks.
SECRETARY OF EDUCATION: Bill Moyers
SECRETARY OF VETERANS AFFAIRS: Jim Webb
SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY: Arnold Schwarzenegger* the friendly version
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